Funny Mothers Day Poem
Funny Mothers Day Poem

Funny Mothers Day Poem

Mothers day is coming along, and fun people are looking for Funny Mothers Day Poems. Here is one funny Mothers Day poem you can use on your greeting card.













Mom you are a shining star though the world doesn't know your name.
You have no fancy title like Baroness or Dame.
Mom you really are a star, my mother mentor and friend.
A Nobel Prize for motherhood is what I'd recommend.
And if I won the lottery I'd share my win with you
I'd take you Mom on a spending spree each day the whole year through!
You may not be famous, as your face is known to few.
But Mom I think you are wonderful and I'm so proud of you!

Here is another poem a poet named Pam Brown wrote for mothers day in 1928; it's as touchy as it is funny:

A mother is the lady how looks surprised and delighted when her children bring her breakfast at four o'clock on Mothers Day.
A mother has ten pairs of arms. A mother has to.
A mother is the elegant woman with chewed rusk in the embroidery of her evening gown.
A mother is the person you need when absolutely no one else will do.
A mother is the woman on the beach putting in the final touch to her children's sand version of Mad King Ludwig of Bavaria's most extravagant castle.
A mother stands No Nonsense. Well not much.
A mother is the lady who can talk comforting nonsense that somehow makes things funny.
A mother is the lady with drawers jammed with finger paintings, letters, handmade greetings cards, lopsided Easter bunnies, clay cats, certificates and medals.
A mother is someone who has learned to love and can never after get out of the habit.
A mother is the one who goes white when the phone rings at 11 at night.
A mother is a lady who can do a dozen things at once – and still find time to kiss a bruised knee better."

So, like we said before, if you find any of them funny and you think they would suit your mom, you are more than welcome to use them in your greeting card for your mother on Mothers Day!

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